It was morning and time to shave and get ready for work. I looked in the mirror and was surprised to see . . . that I could not see me. I was invisible!! The good news is that I did not need to shave. This was a great excuse to skip work and go get some ice cream. I went to the nearby Dairy Queen and ordered a Blizzard. The woman at the counter ignored me, then I realized she could not see me. I went behind the counter and began to eat as much ice cream as I could find. It was messy but I did not care no one could see me. A half hour later the police came in the store and told me I was under arrest. How was this possible? I started to run and then I looked in the glass door - ice cream was all over my face so they could see me After all!